Friday, January 27, 2006


What's This? Another Moron Wants To Join In On the Bonds-Ripping Bandwagon?

The latest jackass to come out and accuse Barry Bonds of being a cheater is World Champion skier Bode Miller. Why did Miller decide to rip Bonds for steroid use? Who the hell knows. He didn't have anything convenient like, you know, evidence or a reasoned argument. It was just him spouting off about crap he knows nothing about. Maybe he's slammed into too many trees on the slopes. Here's basically what he had to say:

"Right now, if you want to cheat, you can: Barry Bonds and those guys are just knowingly cheating, but there's all sorts of loopholes. If you say it has to be 'knowingly,' you do what Lance (Armstrong) and all those guys do, where every morning their doctor gives them a box of pills and they don't ask anything, they just take the pills."

Ok, so Miller has never met Bonds or Armstrong, has no friggin' clue what kind of rigorous preparation they go through year in and year out to excel at their respective sports, and he's going to just call them cheaters, because, why? He has no evidence, it just seems he's being a bastard. Never mind that Bonds and Armstrong are a billion times more prestigious than he'll ever be, that probably has nothing to do with this strange tirade.

Here's some conjecture for you, Bode. I've never met you, I don't know much about skiing, and until today I didn't really care who you were, but I'm absolutely positive you're a douchebag. No one gives a flying fizzle about you or your stupid opinion, and Bonds and Armstrong have more talent in one eyelash than you've got in your entire body.

Why has the Bonds-hating spread so widely that now moron Olympians are weighing in? We already get enough of this crap from idiots like Gene Wojciechowski. Can't we just respect Bonds for what's he's doing in the game and appreciate that we're witnessing a once-in-a-generation-type player?

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